As u know, teh main reason i luv teh matrix so very much iz bcuz of agent smith: After all, in mai art (as u have c-n on deviantart n furaffinity, mayb even fanart central 4 teh true nekoriki vets!), he’s essentially an excuse 2 practice drawing gooey characters, im an absolute sucker 4 ppl made of goo, n considering how agent smith gets his clones, it makes perfect sense!

but mai smith clone obsession iz rooted in 2 things: 1, i have a massive crush on him, n 2: cloens.

cloens. Agent Smith can clone himself. But how? a virus, dats how!!! Basically, it works like dis: person goes bout their day, then agent smith appears, sneakily grabs person, n releases a sticky black liquid on2 them (call back 2 teh rant bout goop up there). Suddenly, person iz now a clone of agent smith! N if ur a character in mai world, u r also very gooey.

every night i lay in bed listening 2 Otep (they released a rly good album not 2 long ago, it’s called The Ascension, Pax likes it bcuz he thinks Otep’s hot n I think she iz 2! Im listening 2 Crooked Spoons rn) n just imagine b-ing a citizen in teh matrix during teh smith virus. So many hands on mai body, all groping meh, a mess of black goo, contorting flesh, n rapturousness as i turn in2 him :3

wow, i sound rly, rly horny don’t I?