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[Dinner with Frenchie]

I hate french people so much
I fucking h8 them. They surrender 2 absolutely fucking everything.
update: the king responded

Bobert-Rob responds:

They got good fries though. And toast!

[The Matrix Still Has You]

blehhhh

I have not stopped watching this film in eight days. I have not yet had the will power to raise myself from my couch and go to the bathroom, eat, or sleep. Please help me I am tumbling into a pit of pain. Every second I watch is an inch closer to jumping off of a 8n story building. This movie is so wonderful I have cried while violently defecating myself In some of the sadder aspects of the movie. for example when my wife of 42 years indulged herself into the popular hit Television show called Euphoria. Her watching this atrocity has driven me to call for a divorce. My personal favorite part of the movie is either the 0:05:40 when the poor albino bastard gets his arms stuck in the door, or the entire Woman In Red scene. While typing this I have consumed an excess of 3 gallons of hard liquor and this has made me realize that I am addicted to typing essays. While watching this my two year fell of the balcony and died while my three year old started occupying herself with hard drugs. After I showed this to my three year old she immediately shot herself in the head with a 12 gauge shotgun. I recommend this to all gamers as they are savages and brutes who have a special place in the 7th circle of hell.

9/8: I rewatched dis 2day n now im gonna do a twins impression

Cycon responds:

Someone do a comment count where the lady in red part is the favorite and then tally any praise for the others and whoever gets the most has to do another collab with Joey and he has to do voices as well as a song.

I hope I win, god, I hope I win. Joey and me gonna do "Two guys get sucked into the internet CARTOON SHOW" and we're best friends trapped in a time capsule deep in the world wide web because we did the forbidden alchemy of flash cartoons during the golden age, like this shit here, and cashed in on the backs of giants... and the internet meme gods demanded retribution for our wayward arrogance as we never paid penance in likes, subs, or follows, and brought only what we could best gather OUT OF FIVE... . OR we do John Wick Has You.

[1 | Number Lore]

number lore!!!! woot woot!!!!