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[matrix flatrix]

I wuz afraid sum1 would put their kinks in2 dis flash

I can’t even describe how much I love him. Every day I stare at the hundreds of agent smith photos on my wall and wish that I was a matrix character during the sequels (the ones from 2003) just so I could be turned into him.
I even kiss the pictures on my walls if I’m feeling sad. It brings a smile to my face, even if it’s only a slight one and I go back to crying right after.
All my friends make fun of me for my Agent Smith obsession. It has gotten to the point that many people only know me because I’m a crazy Agent Smith fangirl.
I have an Agent Smith plushie I bring with me absolutely everywhere. I also have a Neo plushie that I plan on giving to my “boyfriend” (I love him, but not as much as Agent Smith) but I also take Neo with Smith and people would notice his absence immediately
This love has extended to other Hugo Weaving characters too. I am a lord of the rings fan because he plays Elrond in the movies, and I’ve even been contemplating watching Bedrooms and Hallways (or the Fortnite movie as I’ve nicknamed it, due to me claiming a scene from the movie was from Fortnite) just because of him.
I also have an Agent Smith nendoroid that I showered with once.
No amount of therapy will ever help me.

[Matrix - Climatical]

Biblically accur8 matrix film

I can’t even describe how much I love him. Every day I stare at the hundreds of agent smith photos on my wall and wish that I was a matrix character during the sequels (the ones from 2003) just so I could be turned into him.
I even kiss the pictures on my walls if I’m feeling sad. It brings a smile to my face, even if it’s only a slight one and I go back to crying right after.
All my friends make fun of me for my Agent Smith obsession. It has gotten to the point that many people only know me because I’m a crazy Agent Smith fangirl.
I have an Agent Smith plushie I bring with me absolutely everywhere. I also have a Neo plushie that I plan on giving to my “boyfriend” (I love him, but not as much as Agent Smith) but I also take Neo with Smith and people would notice his absence immediately
This love has extended to other Hugo Weaving characters too. I am a lord of the rings fan because he plays Elrond in the movies, and I’ve even been contemplating watching Bedrooms and Hallways (or the Fortnite movie as I’ve nicknamed it, due to me claiming a scene from the movie was from Fortnite) just because of him.
I also have an Agent Smith nendoroid that I showered with once.
No amount of therapy will ever help me.

[Matrix Relovolutions!]

Learn 2 spell

I can’t even describe how much I love him. Every day I stare at the hundreds of agent smith photos on my wall and wish that I was a matrix character during the sequels (the ones from 2003) just so I could be turned into him.
I even kiss the pictures on my walls if I’m feeling sad. It brings a smile to my face, even if it’s only a slight one and I go back to crying right after.
All my friends make fun of me for my Agent Smith obsession. It has gotten to the point that many people only know me because I’m a crazy Agent Smith fangirl.
I have an Agent Smith plushie I bring with me absolutely everywhere. I also have a Neo plushie that I plan on giving to my “boyfriend” (I love him, but not as much as Agent Smith) but I also take Neo with Smith and people would notice his absence immediately
This love has extended to other Hugo Weaving characters too. I am a lord of the rings fan because he plays Elrond in the movies, and I’ve even been contemplating watching Bedrooms and Hallways (or the Fortnite movie as I’ve nicknamed it, due to me claiming a scene from the movie was from Fortnite) just because of him.
I also have an Agent Smith nendoroid that I showered with once.
No amount of therapy will ever help me.

[The Matrix Reinstall]

DarkJade, CURSE OF RA!!!!

𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑

[L.egomatrix Revolutions]

LEGO FURRY TRANSFORMATION!!!!!!!!

sorry I’m high off of smith clone goo

[What if Morpheus took both pills?]

Me when i take both pills

Morphihorse has a dick

[Car : Neurotically Yours 'Bits' (Foamy The Squirrel)]

World’s best flash.

Im gonna kill myself

[The Hobbit - Act I]

P.S I luv teh Hobbit

Hey! Ifs teh creepy Newgrounds stalker! Meh. Think of dis as like Agent Smith infecting a comment section teh way i make it 2 eveything u cre-Oh wait, its moar like teh lunches mai dad used 2 pack, where teh food’s shitass flavors would get all over eachother (U DONT KNOW HOW MUCH IT HURTS 2 EAT SOGGY BANANA FLAVORED PRINGLES) n-Tom Bombadil iz a merry fell-sorry, i’m gettin offtopic.
I 4got what I wuz gonna say but i luv all teh flashes u cre8, even if im not much of a Warcraft or FF player. Plus, I cant b-lieve dat Rankin Bass ripped off dis masterpiece
Oh wait now I remember wat I was gonna say
‘I jacked off to your stupid fucking flash completely unironically (I have seen thou weepeth for days at the acknowledgment of mine own existence. Patient zero has already been infected, and yond is i. Thus, one day thy water shalt turneth a deep red, not far off from black, with agent smith’s goo and thine, along with millions of other humans’ blood)
Hey…wouldnt dat b moar fitting where i came frum? Ok

[Help! A goat ate my shorts!]

Teh film bout a manwhore w no shorts

Teh disclaimer @ teh beginning made meh chuckle, n way teh man has a TOTALLY nonchalant b-havior, even when hes talking bout washing himself in teh shower.
Teh credits song wuz SUPER catchy? Did u guys make it urself? Wats its name?

[Three of a Kind]

Teh story of EVUL obama n a suitcase

-I found teh anim8ion @ teh beginning very cool. Possibly teh biggest collab since The Matrix Has You (im known 4 having an entire ass diary in those reviews). Also contained LOTS of good songs! I originallh didnt get why it wuz called 3 of a kind bcuz there were only 2 characters.

Cant wait 2 c wat u guys come up w next!
Xoxo,
NekoRikiRawrr