ShadeizInsane's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[crabs]

So fun!

I have not stopped watching this film in eight days. I have not yet had the will power to raise myself from my couch and go to the bathroom, eat, or sleep. Please help me I am tumbling into a pit of pain. Every second I watch is an inch closer to jumping off of a 8n story building. This movie is so wonderful I have cried while violently defecating myself In some of the sadder aspects of the movie. for example when my wife of 42 years indulged herself into the popular hit Television show called Dexter. Her watching this atrocity has driven me to call for a divorce. My personal favorite part of the movie is the part where he runs around happily while blood poors out of his mouth. While typing this I have consumed an excess of 3 gallons of hard liquor and this has made me realize that I am addicted to typing essays. While watching this my two year fell of the balcony and died while my three year old started occupying herself with hard drugs. After I showed this to my three year old she immediately shot herself in the head with a 12 gauge shotgun. I recommend this to all gamers as they are savages and brutes who have a special place in the 7th circle of hell.

[weebl and bob: pie]

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[Matrix Fight]

Dear lord, she comes

This is fucking adorable, also the very first thing I saw was the assimilation goop so half a star

[Madness Inundation]

Watching in teh wrong order

JESUS IN MADNESS COMBAT? Mai aunt would b impressed! He took all those agents n stuff DOWN!!! I luv ur content Krinkels! neverrr stop!!! Guess Jesus has got a few weakness considering he puke blood

[Tha kill test!]

Pretty good

Currently trying 2 get back in2 Madness Combat, also I found it funny how teh Newgrounds guy turned 2 face meh!

[Tragedy in Minesweeper]

The Tragedy

Catchy music, luv it! Does it got a name? Could make an epic music video! U got a bright future ahead of u!

[Madness Depredation]

Dis iz where teh Matrix-y influence finds a way of shoehorning itself in!

N u know I LUV DA MATRIX! Fun fact! In a deleted scene they were s;posed 2 reveal bullets dont work on Smith clones! But hey, it's Madness Combat!

I c Jesus has b-come more of a badass here, mayb I'd b christian if Jesus wuz insanely awesome like here!

Haha, teh clown's intro wuz awesome n crazy, just how I like it^^

Imma go try n find a Madness combat game 2 play now. BAIIIII!!!!!!!
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[Age of Gar - out of the blank]

Pretty kewl

I lurve the exagger8d faces n 3D animation, its not everyday u c 3D anim8ons like dis on Newgrounds! It wuz awesome n action packed, but also funny n silly

AgeofGar responds:

Thanks ! and thanks for taking the time to comment.

[Madness Combat]

Let's go brothas

Luvd teh animation n teh music, very matrix reminiscent, an old fren LURVED Madness Combat, so I decided 2 hop in! N 2 b honest im glad!

[One Ring to Rule Them All]

The Ass of Sauron

So, Javier, if ur watching dis, leave meh teh fuck alone. Im only nice 2 u bcuz I understand u have tourette’s, but goddamn ur crush on meh iz getting OUT OF CONTROL. Luvly animation LegendaryFrog!