ShadeizInsane's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Gollum & Dr. Phil]

Mom watches dis show all teh time!

Its super funny but teh animation aint 2 gppd

[One Ring to Rule ThemAll2]

Fuck u Javier

Dis may b a sad thing 4 u 2 read, but I wuz just grabbing ur attention. Good flash movie tho LF, got a chuckle out of mai Smith infected ass. Dont like how different ur hobbits look frum teh regular art style tho

P.s its Evanesco, not lumos. I used 2 b a HUUGE HP fan
P.P.S I meed an elrond puppet

Yeah btw all teh legolas porn ive ever seen wuz gay

Honorable Gofuckyourselfs: dethitikusdefiance

[Weebl and Bob : Goo-lien]

It wuz not in fact teh last

I’ve been meaning 2 watch Alien 4 a long time, thx!

[crabs]

So fun!

Review of Screenagers (2016)

I have not stopped watching this film in eight days. I have not yet had the will power to raise myself from my couch and go to the bathroom, eat, or sleep. Please help me I am tumbling into a pit of pain. Every second I watch is an inch closer to jumping off of a 8n story building. This movie is so wonderful I have cried while violently defecating myself In some of the sadder aspects of the movie. for example when my wife of 42 years indulged herself into the popular hit Television show called Dexter. Her watching this atrocity has driven me to call for a divorce. My personal favorite part of the movie is the part where he runs around happily while blood poors out of his mouth. While typing this I have consumed an excess of 3 gallons of hard liquor and this has made me realize that I am addicted to typing essays. While watching this my two year fell of the balcony and died while my three year old started occupying herself with hard drugs. After I showed this to my three year old she immediately shot herself in the head with a 12 gauge shotgun. I recommend this to all gamers as they are savages and brutes who have a special place in the 7th circle of hell.

[weebl and bob: pie]

pie

pie

[Matrix Fight]

Dear lord, she comes

This is fucking adorable, also the very first thing I saw was the assimilation goop so half a star

[Matrix Unloaded]

I'm going to kill myself

THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[Madness Inundation]

Watching in teh wrong order

JESUS IN MADNESS COMBAT? Mai aunt would b impressed! He took all those agents n stuff DOWN!!! I luv ur content Krinkels! neverrr stop!!! Guess Jesus has got a few weakness considering he puke blood

[Tha kill test!]

Pretty good

Currently trying 2 get back in2 Madness Combat, also I found it funny how teh Newgrounds guy turned 2 face meh!

[Tragedy in Minesweeper]

The Tragedy

Catchy music, luv it! Does it got a name? Could make an epic music video! U got a bright future ahead of u!